it's such a perfect day

there are lots of things that make my day awesome. these are some of them. oh and you can also find me at The Frisky. I accept gifts of the stinky cheese, salami, and puppy variety. Just email amelia@thefrisky.com.

my soup is missing something

  • G: Hey, is there such thing as lentil soup without the lentil beans?
  • A: Um. No.
  • G: WTF?
  • A: Is your soup missing its lentils?
  • G: I got 'lentil' soup but it has no beans in it. It looks like split pea. Tastes like lentils though.
  • A: Dude, it's been pureed.