I would like to kiss this wound. hitrecordjoe: My first real wreck today. Busted through the rear window of a cab. Luckily got my elbows up. Coulda been way worse. No, but it was my fault, I was going too fast. The director, Dave Koepp, was extremely concerned for my well-being, but I made him RECord the wound. Anyway, Premium Rush is gonna be awesome. Gratuitous ER footage to follow,...
Why do we have to be all flowers and lollipops? Why can’t it be like fighting...– Kelly Bensimon, model, nonsense-talker, paranoia-haver, RHONYC. (via bees-knees)
Young Manhattanite: Public hair →
Yesterday morning, after I had showered and put on fresh clothes, my wife and I were in the kitchen talking when she noticed a long strand of hair on my t-shirt sleeve. She reached over, plucked it off and held it up close to her eyes for inspection. “It’s a blonde hair. Real nice,” she sort of…
Love and light, stay in the positive, bitch.– Ashley, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Happy Independence Day!
youngmanhattanite: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Happy HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Independence. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!