May 2010
April 2010
“Never Go Hungry,” Hole,...
“You know, I’m normally very excited about girl scout cookie season. I like them...”
– John Mulaney’s Weekend Update rant on Girl Scout cookies.
PREACH. (via vneckandacardigan) (via dazzlingdelta)
“Feminist comedy cannot always take as its targets the Jesse Jameses and the...”
– Rebecca Traister on Tina Fey
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The dating theory that may have just changed my...
My coworker has a theory that within an hour on a first date with a dude, he will tell you his biggest problem. Listen carefully for it. If it’s a dealbreaker, get out now.
Up until about two seconds ago, I was feeling really low, and then I remembered, “Oh hey wait, at least I am not Sandra Bullock and I’m not married to a cheating Nazi fucker and people are not talking about me having a sex tape in which he smears poo above my lip.” It’s important to have perspective.
I'm all for watching celeb sex tapes, but if this... →
“And this is my beef, by the way, with social conservatives who are always...”
– — Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed
I liked Eat, Pray, Love, but get why others didn’t. Committed, in my humble, unmarried, matrimonially apathetic opinion, is way better.
“Les Années d’Autrefois,”...
A lady bug landed on me … Does that mean I’m going to have good luck?
Ryan Gosling, my booty can be yours anytime. →
I deleted my Twitter. It’s like I don’t exist. Well, it’s like I exist less than I existed before.
