“Never Go Hungry,” Hole,...
You know, I’m normally very excited about girl scout cookie season. I like them...– John Mulaney’s Weekend Update rant on Girl Scout cookies. PREACH. (via vneckandacardigan) (via dazzlingdelta)
Feminist comedy cannot always take as its targets the Jesse Jameses and the...– Rebecca Traister on Tina Fey Via Salon (via claudia)
The dating theory that may have just changed my...
My coworker has a theory that within an hour on a first date with a dude, he will tell you his biggest problem. Listen carefully for it. If it’s a dealbreaker, get out now.
Up until about two seconds ago, I was feeling really low, and then I remembered, “Oh hey wait, at least I am not Sandra Bullock and I’m not married to a cheating Nazi fucker and people are not talking about me having a sex tape in which he smears poo above my lip.” It’s important to have perspective.
I'm all for watching celeb sex tapes, but if this... →
And this is my beef, by the way, with social conservatives who are always...– — Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed I liked Eat, Pray, Love, but get why others didn’t. Committed, in my humble, unmarried, matrimonially apathetic opinion, is way better.
“Les Années d’Autrefois,”...
A lady bug landed on me … Does that mean I’m going to have good luck?
Ryan Gosling, my booty can be yours anytime. →
I deleted my Twitter. It’s like I don’t exist. Well, it’s like I exist less than I existed before.