May 2009
“Two Weeks,” Grizzly Bear
Wheeeee!...
“50 Ways To Make A Record,” Kid Cudi
Are you a woman? Have you cheated?
If so and you wanna share, send me an email — amelia@thefrisky.com. All anecdotes will be completely and totally anonymous.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
As much as youd like to construct your ideal partner out of bits and pieces of other people youve known and admired, thats not how it works. Nor is there a reasonable facsimile of your romantic Frankensteins monster floating around out there, just waiting for you to discover him and her. Stop comparing people to that artificial and illusory ideal, because no one can stack up, and you’ll end...
This is what I'm going to follow as I take up... →
“Bottom of the Pussy,” Cam’ron
“Gainsbourg hits Dafoe so hard in the testicles with a plank of wood that he...”
– Skip This Flick: Lars Von Trier’s “Antichrist”
The camera adds 10 lbs -- TO MY FACE! →
“Lightworks,” J Dilla
“Being in love in that extreme way…being totally obsessed by someone, is like...”
– Artist Francis Bacon, (via NY Mag). (via twentysomethingtales)
My life is, like, SO "Sex and the City"
I have a date in 30 minutes. In the meantime I am writing a blog post about women and porn. Where’s my cosmopolitan and pashmina?
“What ... is the state of young women’s lives?”... →
Wet blankets
Me: I think I am hitting my limit with [REDACTED]. He has really become a wet fucking blanket. If he was a wet blanket in person, it would be so easy to ditch him. But he's awesome in person. He's a wet blanket digitally.
JD: Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Celeb Sighting Of The Day
So, went to see “Star Trek” tonight. While I was waiting for it to start, I, of course, removed my shoes because I needed to be comfy. Then my friend alerted me through a note (yes, she passed me a note on a piece of paper) that Darren Aronofsky and Rachel Weisz were sitting next to me. Oh nos! What if my feet smelled? There goes my chance at an Oscar (as Darren was obvi going to offer...
“!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
– my thoughts on “Star Trek”
Teehee, or me!
kyhenderson:
Facebook is suggesting I become a fan of Wine, Cookie Dough, and Sex-Toy Parties. In other words, Facebook apparently thinks I’m Cathy.
