April 2009
Last night:
I almost got arrested for calling a police officer “dude.”
I fell (again) and busted up my knee.
I got friend requested by my mother on Facebook.
In dating, you’re either playing a mind game or taking brave, slightly drunk...
– John DeVore (via icanmakewaffles)
Heehee
I love it when pictures of the ex are posted on the internet and he looks way bloated.
I'm eating ice cream in honor of Big Edie.
And also because I do not have any other food in my apartment.
Ugh.
How long does it take for birth control pills to settle into your blood stream? I am tots nauseous, but I took my BC about 40 mins ago and don’t want to barf up its baby preventing powers…