copycats: Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Matt...
I almost got arrested for calling a police officer “dude.” I fell (again) and busted up my knee. I got friend requested by my mother on Facebook.
“Mathematics,” Little Boots
In dating, you’re either playing a mind game or taking brave, slightly drunk...– John DeVore (via icanmakewaffles)
“Your Lips Are Red,” St. Vincent,...
I love it when pictures of the ex are posted on the internet and he looks way bloated.
I'm eating ice cream in honor of Big Edie.
And also because I do not have any other food in my apartment.
“With Strangers,” Little Joy
How long does it take for birth control pills to settle into your blood stream? I am tots nauseous, but I took my BC about 40 mins ago and don’t want to barf up its baby preventing powers…