April 2009
Apr 30th
Apr 30th
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“What does it mean that you need 24KUV. What can I do to help?”
–  My mom, who is the cutest. She saw that I posted on my Facebook that I needed 24KUV’s and she didn’t know what I meant. For the record, I need 24,000 unique visitors to come to The Frisky today, because then we will hit one million for the month and get to drink champagne.
Apr 30th
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My Dad Was The Zodiac Killer! →
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Awkward.
This morning on the way up the stairs from the subway, I was admiring the ass of a dude ahead of me, thinking to myself, “That guy looks like he’s probably got a hot face.” And then when I got a glimpse of that face, I realized it was the guy who sits by me at work. Oops.
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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Sometimes random things remind me of my old life. Like the heat makes me want to work from home, so I can find a way of blogging and editing while working on my tan, which reminds of the many times I would go down to Florida with the ex and he would attempt to construct an anti-glare shield for my laptop out of paper. It never worked but it was the effort that mattered.
Apr 28th
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“Is it any wonder that Amelia got DUMPED by her fiance LOLOL :) FUCK YOU C U N T...”
–  The troll who is terrorizing me via email and in the comments on The Frisky thanks to the awesomeness of a proxy server which makes it very difficult to ban him permanently. Sigh.
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
When is an illegal download of Mandy Moore's...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
“Cried all night, ‘til there was nothing more. What use am I as a heap on the...”
– She and Him, “Sentimental Heart” (via nogreatillusion)
Apr 24th
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Today's Goal
Leave by 5pm so that icanmakewaffles and I can hit the last Mayle sample sale EVER.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
“All the Frisky girls? Like, my heart swelled. Little nerds. I just want to hug...”
– John DeVore, upon meeting many of The Frisky girls at last night’s NYAMBL
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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my tumblr is hardly one note
me: you NEVER reblog me.
underwhelmer: you only post Ryan Gosling.
me: LIES
underwhelmer: TRUTH
underwhelmer: that and reblogged love note from that site AND DRESSES
me: nooo i also post videos and products and mean quotes from my dad.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Listen“La Di Da,” Asher Roth, Asleep in the...
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
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“Sometimes, I just feel like a stomach with appendages.”
– Annika (via icanmakewaffles) Annika deserves her own “Quote Of The Day”
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
“You also tend to write as you speak. Which is to “say” that one can...”
– My Dad. Still trying to figure out what he’s saying and how insulting it is.
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Listen“Sunchips,” Lemonade Trying to decide...
Apr 21st
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“Ads in the Casual Encounters section account for 2 percent of all Craigslist...”
– New York Times (via twentysomethingtales)
Apr 19th
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Apr 17th
Thoughts On The New Harry Potter Trailer
c: oh yayayay
a: I KNOW. SO EXCITED.
c: watching now. i heart harry. i need to find a harry to marry. i could be his muggle wife.
a: fucking love harry. i also LOVE ron.
c: also, i want to be hermione.
a: i know. she's bad ass.
c: ron has developed serious muscles.
a: ron is hot. i love a ginger.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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