April 2009
“What does it mean that you need 24KUV. What can I do to help?”
– My mom, who is the cutest. She saw that I posted on my Facebook that I needed 24KUV’s and she didn’t know what I meant. For the record, I need 24,000 unique visitors to come to The Frisky today, because then we will hit one million for the month and get to drink champagne.
My Dad Was The Zodiac Killer! →
Awkward.
This morning on the way up the stairs from the subway, I was admiring the ass of a dude ahead of me, thinking to myself, “That guy looks like he’s probably got a hot face.” And then when I got a glimpse of that face, I realized it was the guy who sits by me at work. Oops.
Sometimes random things remind me of my old life. Like the heat makes me want to work from home, so I can find a way of blogging and editing while working on my tan, which reminds of the many times I would go down to Florida with the ex and he would attempt to construct an anti-glare shield for my laptop out of paper. It never worked but it was the effort that mattered.
“Is it any wonder that Amelia got DUMPED by her fiance LOLOL :) FUCK YOU C U N T...”
– The troll who is terrorizing me via email and in the comments on The Frisky thanks to the awesomeness of a proxy server which makes it very difficult to ban him permanently. Sigh.
When is an illegal download of Mandy Moore's...
“Cried all night, ‘til there was nothing more.
What use am I as a heap on the...”
– She and Him, “Sentimental Heart” (via nogreatillusion)
Today's Goal
Leave by 5pm so that icanmakewaffles and I can hit the last Mayle sample sale EVER.
“All the Frisky girls? Like, my heart swelled. Little nerds. I just want to hug...”
– John DeVore, upon meeting many of The Frisky girls at last night’s NYAMBL
my tumblr is hardly one note
me: you NEVER reblog me.
underwhelmer: you only post Ryan Gosling.
me: LIES
underwhelmer: TRUTH
underwhelmer: that and reblogged love note from that site AND DRESSES
me: nooo i also post videos and products and mean quotes from my dad.
“La Di Da,” Asher Roth, Asleep in the...
“Sometimes, I just feel like a stomach with appendages.”
– Annika (via icanmakewaffles)
Annika deserves her own “Quote Of The Day”
“You also tend to write as you speak. Which is to “say” that one can...”
– My Dad. Still trying to figure out what he’s saying and how insulting it is.
“Sunchips,” Lemonade
Trying to decide...
“Ads in the Casual Encounters section account for 2 percent of all Craigslist...”
– New York Times (via twentysomethingtales)
Thoughts On The New Harry Potter Trailer
c: oh yayayay
a: I KNOW. SO EXCITED.
c: watching now. i heart harry. i need to find a harry to marry. i could be his muggle wife.
a: fucking love harry. i also LOVE ron.
c: also, i want to be hermione.
a: i know. she's bad ass.
c: ron has developed serious muscles.
a: ron is hot. i love a ginger.
