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Random Pervy Craigslist Response
So I’m selling a pair of twice-worn Christian Louboutin pumps (size 38 if anyone wants ‘em!) and posted an ad on Craigslist. Just got this response: I want to start off by saying that the shoes you are selling are absolutely beautiful and very sexy. I’m 24 and an international student in the city from Barcelona. I’m in my first of a two-year MBA program at NYU. As long as...
The Perfect Single Gal's Valentine's Day
Morning: Dog park with Lucca Late Morning: Hummus and pita chips while watching bad TV Early Afternoon: Not-Boyfriend comes over with adorable Valentine’s card Mid: Afternoon: Spend four hours cuddling/other stuff with Not-Boyfriend Evening: Confessions of a Shopaholic, on a whim, ALONE NOW: Burrito
To cut off your hair after a breakup is a feminine reaction. It was a way to...– Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex (via overflowing) (via loveretrocolour) (via frannyandzooey)
Haven’t been able to get this song out of my...
I want a good fuck and some carbohydrates. Good spaghetti and good sex.– Lady Gaga on how she would like to spend Valentine’s Day. I agree.