my soup is missing something
G: Hey, is there such thing as lentil soup without the lentil beans?
A: Um. No.
A: Is your soup missing its lentils?
G: I got 'lentil' soup but it has no beans in it. It looks like split pea. Tastes like lentils though.
A: Dude, it's been pureed.
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