January 2009
Very bummed I missed “True Life: I’m Addicted To Adderall” aka “My Life Story, Only Amplified. A Little.”
It's official.
Men confuse me, but it’s SO worth it.
It's official.
Men confuse me. A LOT.
If someone you’ve been hanging out with for a few weeks, who you really like, is already driving you crazy and frustrating the shit out of you, is it worth your time? I possibly am leaning towards no.
WatchZOMG another Ryan Gosling song.
I Love You All
dearoldlove:
I say “I love you” to people all of the time now, to make that time I said it to you mean less.
The thing about gift bags is no matter WHAT is inside, you are fucking psyched. YAY! A handful of jolly ranchers! OMG! A mini Speed Stick deoderant! ZOMG! A lip balm that tastes like mint, which I am allergic to! HOLY FUCK! A fossilized piece of poo! That said, the gift bag I got tonight at the Daily Candy party was pretty rad. There were red tights inside!
Co-effing-sign.
claudia:
Co-opt that right-to-life sentiment: “All women who abort will ‘struggle’ over the “hardship and heartache” of abortion for the rest of their lives.” Certainly, some women do struggle with the decision, and some do struggle with the aftermath. But assuming that any woman who has had this procedure done is scarred for life is A. wrong, B. antifeminst, C. a leap right on to the...
RIP Domino Magazine →
My heart just broke into a million pieces. My love of wallpaper is due to Domino. Sigh.
caro:
Thanks to you, I chose to paint my walls lime green at the age of 21 because apparently it’s a good color to make a small room look bigger. They are still lime green. I hope you’re happy.
“I want to abort her as a fetus with a Botox injection in her eye.”
– A friend on Mary Rambin
Good Morning
I assume you’re not talking about the post I wrote on The Frisky, Mary Rambin, as I tore you a new one for your abortion comparrison and for your assinine defense of Botox and other cosmetic procedures. Guess I’m a success as a reporter and as a woman! Woohoo!
maryrambin:
Yesterday was a whirlwind of a day huh! I ended it with a couple martinis because I really didn’t see all of...
My last Dating Drama column for The Frisky →
rkb:
For what it’s worth…wouldn’t have gone out with this if I’d known it would be the last one but it’s what I had. I will still be writing (I hope!) for The Frisky, but not the Dating Drama column, which is really okay. I love the site but dredging up my personal life every week is good in some ways, but challenging to my dating life. We shall see. Now I can write about other sexy madness. Oh,...
Another one bites the dust:
theressomethingaboutmary:
urg:
Dear Mary Rambin,
When I read this post, my heart starting beating so fast I actually had to walk away from my computer. The fact that you have the audacity to compare your cosmetic surgery to a woman’s right to choose merely illustrates the fact that you fundamentally do not understand the issue at hand. Before Roe v. Wade women were taking drastic measures in...
There is nothing more embarrassing than the dude who played Hobie on “Baywatch” rapping on “Confessions Of A Teen Idol.” Except maybe Jamie Walters playing “How Do You Talk To An Angel” on the same show. Get a new song dude.
Dude
I forgot how long it takes for the damn Titanic to sink.
True Love?
twentysomethingtales:
While having family night of Chinese takeout and watching “Catch Me If You Can.” Scene where Leo DiCaprio and Amy Adams are at their engagement party:
“Man…getting married at 18! So young!” I say. No one reacts, so I continue. “No one gets married young anymore. No one believes in true love.”
“Your mom and I do,” say Dad as he takes Mom’s hand in his and kisses it....
“How do you know when you’re finished making love?”
– –Jackson Pollock, in response to the question ‘How do you know when you’re finished with a painting?’ (via frangry)
I am watching “Titanic” right now, a movie I despised when it first came out. I am kind of majorly enjoying it. Further proof that my taste gets shittier as I get older!
I am watching "No Reservations" and crying.
I am such a hormonal asshole.
copycats:
“Straight to Hell” by Lily Allen
...
“My grandparents didn’t take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up...”
– Bijou Phillips, Scientologist, rails on those who take anti-depressants. Sweetie, you are a fucking cunt.
“It made me wonder how many times we forgive just because we don’t want to lose...”
– Honey, Baby, Sweetheart
(via earthquakesandheartache)
(via unexcitable) (via robot-heart)
Hell, yeah: Obama on "Roe vs. Wade" - Salon.com →
claudia:
“On the 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we are reminded that this decision not only protects women’s health and reproductive freedom, but stands for a broader principle: that government should not intrude on our most private family matters. I remain committed to protecting a woman’s right to choose.”
via robot-heart-politics:yumwatch
copycats:
“Vogue” by Rihanna
originally by...
Watchbigcrush:
A video I did a few months ago per IFC’s request (it’s just a very rough cut!)
— my concept, production, hosting, editing, etc. for a series idea called “Spaced Out,” touring various kinds of music spaces —
In this one I tour DIY venue, The Silent Barn, with my buddy, Joe!
Rank The "Lost" Guys In Order Of Hotness
1. Sawyer
2. Sayid
3. Desmond
4. Jack
Umm, and that’s it. I think. GO.
EDIT: Shit! I forgot my beloved JIN. He is #5.
WatchLucca when she was just 8 weeks old. So glad I have this forever.
Recession Romance: 10 Ways To Save Money Together →
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