Wait. She's totally illiterate huh?
Couldn't she name Time, or The NY Times or... →
RACHEL ZOE IS ON TONIGHT! I FORGOT! YAY!
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I am having rice and beans for dinner tonight, not because it’s cheap and I’m trying to save my pennies for the bread lines, but because I like rice and beans. With Tabasco. A lot.
I like to think I destroyed Chris Wilson in this... →
I am at Laguardia waiting for a flight to Atlanta, where I will be for approximatly 8 hours before heading home. It is weird to be going anywhere without someone to wish me a safe flight.
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Yay! A Professor from my Alma Mater. cvxn: suitep: Although this is a secondhand report, the person who sent this reveals her identity. MY HOLIDAY WITH JOHN McCAIN It was just before John McCain’s last run at the presidential nomination in 2000 that my husband and I vacationed in Turtle Island in Fiji with John McCain, Cindy, and their children, including Bridget (their adopted Bangladeshi...
feeling like incredible shit, can’t concentrate on anything, would do anything for some sunshine and the will to smile.
Stop voting for people you want to have a beer with. Stop voting for folksy....– Huffington Post, Michael Sietzman (via pinkhotel)(via ganderthoughts) (via cvxn)
This weekend I really want to go see “Rachel At The Wedding”.
Halloween (thanks to Amanda Lyn for inspiration)
I know this has been done, but I think I want to go as Blair Waldorf. icanmakewaffles: twentysomethingtales: I am all about concept Halloween costumes. Like “inflation” or “the international date line” or “electricity.” Then again, a Halloween costume is easily created simply by putting the word “sexy” before a noun. E.g.: Sexy Albert Einstein, Sexy Mao, Sexy Mozart. This year, I’ll be going...
Has your life gone haywire in the last week? Communications amiss? People from...– Astrologist Kiki T: Mercury Retrograde Survival Guide | The Frisky
How To Survive The First Week Of A Broken Heart →
He was. He is. We’ll see. Until then, SCOTCH AND CHAMPAGNE COCKTAILS. frannyandzooey: ameliamagritte: If it makes you feel better, I had a ring. I mean, I still have it. But it’s in a drawer, instead of on my finger, as of last Sunday. frannyandzooey: You know what the kicker is, that turns a really bad break-up into the worst break-up possible? Him telling you that you would’ve had...
If it makes you feel better, I had a ring. I mean, I still have it. But it’s in a drawer, instead of on my finger, as of last Sunday. frannyandzooey: You know what the kicker is, that turns a really bad break-up into the worst break-up possible? Him telling you that you would’ve had a ring on your finger by the summer. Most likely sooner rather than later. (This pretty much sums up my...
Josh Groban singing TV sitcom theme songs on The Emmys is murder on the ears.