it's such a perfect day

2009

June 73
May 94
April 136
March 76
February 121
January 155

2008

December 130
November 132
October 183
September 188
August 167
July 223
June 117
May
April
March
February
January
Fuck Desperate Housewives, this is some V.C....
Aug 31st

Still, she does have that vagina.

alexbalk: “How could anyone truly believe that Barack Obama’s background and job history are...
Aug 31st
frannyandzooey: A Winter’s Kiss (Kiss mark found on the...
Aug 31st
whateverlolawants: He just got even cuter. (alphamale)
Aug 31st
myabortion: do ya’ll remember the abortion episode of...
Aug 31st
“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing...”
— J.D. Salinger, A Girl I Knew...
Aug 30th
30 Things To Do Before The Summer Ends
Aug 30th
I wish Facebook would stop taunting me with ads like this....
Aug 30th
WORD. luxnightmare: I am so fucking sick of people talking about whether or not Sarah Palin is...
Aug 30th
“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the...”
— Anthony Bourdain (via jgh) ...
Aug 30th
Mhm. Not surprised.
Aug 30th
(via whatwouldjoando)
Aug 29th
smalltowngayblog: ubercalifragilisticxpialidocious: ...
Aug 29th
smalltowngayblog: emilyboots: Type your answer to the...
Aug 29th
meghanelizabeth: Paula would look so pretty with this. my...
Aug 29th
cvxn: willw: markn: (via antoinetta)
Aug 29th

Obama's acceptance speech wasn't about...

jgh: squashed: It was a great speech—and did a stellar job of everything it should have done. ...
Aug 29th

Obama's speech brought this to mind:

frannyandzooey: Say, who are you that mumbles in the dark? And who are you that draws your veil...
Aug 29th
It looks like the handle of a lovely sterling silver butter...
Aug 29th

Obama fellatio

Well I’ve been voting for the last, um, hold on, let me count…nearly 11 years…and...
Aug 29th

And I hate the theatrics of it all

Damn straight. karion: If Obama’s speech didn’t move you, you don’t have movable parts.  Holy hell,...
Aug 29th
“I’ve been criticized for saying he inspires me. To...”
— Chris Matthews on Barack Obama
Aug 29th
Listen Listen
That’s my name. riotrepublic: Amelia - Between the Bars (Elliott Smith cover)
Aug 29th
frannyandzooey: michi66f: This 1958 image of Liz Taylor by...
Aug 29th
“I don’t want to vote for someone who thought that George...”
— Barack Obama, who is freaking...
Aug 29th
Such a proud day.
Aug 29th
David Duchovny Enters Rehab for Sex Addiction
Aug 29th
It annoys the shit out of me when speeches as big as this one [Obama’s] are released before...
Aug 29th
Listen Listen
This album rules. doree: Hole, “Rock Star” Even though Courtney Love is sort of pathetic now,...
Aug 29th

Is it blasphemous to say I think Stevie...

Aug 29th
This is wrong. Diet Coke pairs very well with a Whopper. I...
Aug 29th
Watching the coverage of the DNC on MSNBC right now is making my heart swell. A fucking stadium for...
Aug 28th
twentysomethingtales: caro: This is an important public...
Aug 28th
rkb: Obama Yes We Can! cupcakes by Maggie & Molly’s...
Aug 28th

84.

whatwoulddondraperdo: If you’re in a jam, call Peggy.
Aug 28th
frannyandzooey: Eiffel Tower (via Flickr) (Found while...
Aug 28th
I love shit with hearts. abangupjob: binary xkcd
Aug 28th
Don’t you Gawker folk WORK? blakeley: Beerpong...
Aug 28th
jgh: Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky:”Don’t you know that when...
Aug 28th
What Would You Do With A Penis For A Day? | The Frisky
Aug 28th
cvxn: marklisanti: Sadly, the simple, gumdrop-like...
Aug 28th

morning banter

Good for you, Leo! The asshole was taking advantage. I only wish you had taken down his badge number...
Aug 28th
frangry: Jeff Wall’s A Sudden Gust of Wind (after Hokusai),...
Aug 27th
allgrownsup: I Heart Michelle Williams. rach: LOVE these...
Aug 27th
antikris: acidreams:
Aug 27th
I love this t-shirt. NEED. [Every Little Counts]
Aug 27th
“A woman voting for John McCain would be like a chicken...”
— President of Planned...
Aug 27th
frannyandzooey: Peacock feathers & an apple. (via...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
I love this little guy! cvxn: blakeley: justin: Dennis Kucinich Speaks to the DNC (via...
Aug 27th
“Be a woman. It’s powerful business, when done correctly.”
— Bobbie Barrett (via...
Aug 27th
brianvan: Sinatra and Brando via noraleah ->...
Aug 27th
twentysomethingtales: (via nickmcglynn) but i loves the...
Aug 27th
lovepuppy: peterwknox:taylorlong:
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
Kristin Chenoweth does Intervention!
Aug 27th
“If you watched the speech on CNN, after Clinton left the...”
— from The Black Snob (via rkb)
Aug 27th
(via antikris)
Aug 27th
Obama Symbol Pendant
Aug 27th
January Jones is a hot bitch.
Aug 27th

Dear Hillary Clinton:

Thank you.
Aug 27th

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pant Suits.

Oh god, okay, WIN. Damnit, this is her most appealing speech I’ve ever seen. Is this the real...
Aug 27th
The music they picked to go along with Hillary Clinton’s tribute video is kind of lame and...
Aug 27th

Goddamn it.

I feel like all my hopes for a bad ass Democratic fighting spirit tonight are resting on...
Aug 27th

Mark Warner. WEAK Keynote Speaker.

Ugh. What is wrong with the Dems? Why are they acting like such pansies? Gut the Republicans! Tear...
Aug 27th
frannyandzooey: dazzlingdelta: kjohnson: ...
Aug 27th
Um no, I want to make sweet love to those three wrinkles....
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
Pat Buchanan is a crazy old coot and he just loves getting a rise out of his fellow MSNBC...
Aug 27th
Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews just had a little tiff on MSNBC. It was awkward. [Gawker]
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
I heart feather headbands.
Aug 27th
“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who...”
— Chelsea Handler (via simko)...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
Is this video for real?
Aug 27th
Drool. Jon Hamm in Best Life magazine.
Aug 27th

Sometimes when I look at Barack and...

I get a hankering to write some really smutty Obama erotica. 
Aug 27th
frannyandzooey: amandoline: pterodactyl: ...
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
These women are a shame to women everywhere.
Aug 26th
Listen Listen
“Livin’ My Life” - Rihanna w/ T.I.
Aug 26th
MTV’s Model Makers: Because Eating Disorders...
Aug 26th
mzchristine: alohanico: 20080824-K10D-5744_2000px (via...
Aug 26th
Michelle Obama At The DNC: What Are Your...
Aug 26th
“Also, the idea that a woman has to test a man by withholding...”
— See why I like this piece? So...
Aug 26th
(via reversecowgirl)
Aug 26th
“Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values:...”
— Michelle Obama (via...
Aug 26th
I have never felt so proud as a woman and as a human being as I felt tonight when Michelle Obama...
Aug 26th

Dear Barack & Michelle Obama

I would like to enter into a polyamorous relationship with you. Please answer Yes or No? xo, Amelia
Aug 26th

Today is Kiss & Make Up Day

I suppose I want to make up with my dad, who hasn’t talked to me in 10 weeks.
Aug 25th
Seven Famous Penises In History
Aug 25th

The more I think about it...

The more I think last night’s episode of Mad Men was my favorite episode of any TV show ever.
Aug 25th
Mad Men For Playboy
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
I want this company to do my wedding music video.
Aug 25th
I think it should go without saying that I am hotly...
Aug 25th
Tomorrow, and for the rest of my life going forward, I am...
Aug 25th

I am incapable of giving myself a decent...

I am also incapable of not picking a manicure to death within four days of paying for one.
Aug 25th

I think my summer has been depressing.

No beach. Not once. If I don’t go to a fucking beach this weekend — and a good beach,...
Aug 24th

blahhaskf

Neither! Be insistent like a WOMAN, sister! twentysomethingtales: ok NOW i really wish i had a...
Aug 23rd
I guess I was so excited to find out that Obama didn’t choose Clinton as his running mate,...
Aug 23rd
Dog protected abandoned newborn, doctors say...
Aug 23rd
It’s like all is right with the world. I feel so full...
Aug 22nd
“Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.”
— DListed’s Michael K on...
Aug 22nd
meghanelizabeth: shannonmurf: lomo:I WANT (via...
Aug 22nd
So the guy who sets up his coffee cart on the corner near my apartment is on vacation this week...
Aug 22nd
1) What is the deal with the penis in the center of the left...
Aug 21st
Warch Watch
YAY! Hank Moody!!! rkb: Yay! Californication, one of the only news shows I’ve even seen, let alone...
Aug 21st
My manga is prettier.
Aug 19th
Warch Watch
I really cannot handle this woman giving the thumbs up to something I love. Must. Not. Let. Her....
Aug 19th
brianvan: ellebelle:seriouslythough:jessicap: eatsleepdraw
Aug 19th

Life's little annoyances

When my phone blows up with texts and emails over a tiny typo, but when the site goes down because...
Aug 19th
(via whatwouldjoando)
Aug 19th
frannyandzooey: Whale Tail (via Etsy).
Aug 19th
I totally need a bleached bob, I think.
Aug 18th

Dear Frangry,

You are awesome.  frangry: maryrambin: On the weekends, local designers sell their wares all over...
Aug 18th
Nine Signs You’re Dating A Narcissist
Aug 16th
Typically I despise the rain. But I absolutely adore it when I’m inside and have no where to...
Aug 15th
30 Places To Have Sex Before You’re 30* | The Frisky
Aug 15th
meghanasha: Pixel Couch? 
Aug 15th
Whoa. McCain is an ABBA fan? That’s so…gay. ...
Aug 15th
Warch Watch
jgh: An Ode to Allison the computer duster huffer from A&E’s Intervention (via xenianth) ...
Aug 15th
Warch Watch
The Bitch Is Back September 2nd
Aug 15th

Yeah yeah, but can't my world be without...

Mary: Have fun at your day job.
----
Mary Rambin, fuck you.
Aug 15th
Her trench was very Jackie O. jgh: Amazon.com: BIG BUDDHA...
Aug 14th

So I finally watched THE huffing episode...

And it was so good, it almost made me upset. Because now every episode will pale in comparison to...
Aug 14th
This is my favorite show ever and I missed this episode and...
Aug 13th
Aug 12th
How Do We Still Love You, Don Draper?
Aug 11th
I just got this on backorder and I am SO excited. ...
Aug 11th
Noooooo, Peggy Olsen is a SCIENTOLOGIST!
Aug 11th

I am so naive.

What did Don Draper DO up that woman’s skirt tonight that made her listen to him?!
Aug 11th

Please try to contain yourselves

abangupjob: The irreverent someecards.com has finally done it! Create your own card here. And send...
Aug 9th
allgrownsup: I’d like this.
Aug 8th
Eww, John Edwards You Are A Dog!
Aug 8th
Follow The Frisky's Tumblr, Yo
Aug 8th
ohonemorething: bblove: Tim Walker. I am besotted. WOW. i...
Aug 8th
“Sometimes I don’t think people see my humanity.”
— Mary Rambin (via...
Aug 8th
whateverlolawants: “What do you think of the institution...
Aug 8th
This is Fucked Up! Maury Povitch Tortures...
Aug 8th
Is Internet Fame All It’s Cracked Up To Be? ...
Aug 7th

On the suck scale

Today was about 8,000.
Aug 7th
I have had my stressed out pulsating twitchy eye for two days.
Aug 6th
The opener, some guy named Liam, dances like Chris Robinson from athe Black Crowes
Aug 6th
I am at the Eddie Vedder show by myself, super excited, and feeling totally not lame for flying...
Aug 6th
Is IVF The New Gastic Bypass?
Aug 5th

zomgigotticketstoeddievedderssoloshowzomg...

Aug 5th
dazzlingdelta: exstrax: There are 9 other reasons to date...
Aug 5th

Maybe writing for free IS the answer

I swear! It’s easy! rkb: No offense to Tricia Romano, who I think is brilliant, and yes, I...
Aug 5th
Unlike most girls I know, I succumb to male...
Aug 5th
Burnt pizza. How boring. Sexy firemen though!
Aug 5th
Fire in my building?
Aug 5th
Warch Watch
nomsociety: Welcome to NomSociety.
Aug 4th
I Heart Rachel Maddow.
Aug 4th

The best thing about having my mom in...

…is that she french-braided my hair before work today.
Aug 4th
“When McCain supporters perpetuate the myth that the Obamas...”
— What constitutes “playing the...
Aug 2nd

Against irony.

luxnightmare: Or maybe I mean against fameballs, or something else entirely. I’m not sure. I’ve...
Aug 2nd
Lez is a blur
Aug 1st
allgrownsup: I love my hood.
Aug 1st
Real question from my intern today.
Aug 1st
Kiki De Montparnasse Wifebeater Garter | The Frisky
Aug 1st

wow.

I heart kiamatthews. kiamatthews: jgh: nudawn: jgh: juliaallison: 2. Speaking as a...
Aug 1st
This is my Away message on my IM. Yes I am taking the time...
Aug 1st
reversecowgirl: (via Gorilla Mask)
Aug 1st
claudia: { Your weekly Bale }
Aug 1st