Women are doing it when they’re drunk and it seems like a fine idea not to...– Yay me! In the latest issue of Page Six Magazine: “Generation Unsafe Sex”
Thinking of going to Mccarren tomorrow for mgmt and the ting tings but am in need of a date.
Poll: Should Prostitution Be Decriminalized? →
Yay, going to see The Subways tonight.
I just took this fun drug quiz and it told me:
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Speaking of doing laundry
I haven’t done laundry in so long, I am literally wearing a pair of underwear that should have been thrown away months ago. It’s, like, threadbare. Sigh.
Life's little annoyances
When you’re doing laundry and you think it’s done, but the washing machine is broken and has actually trained all the water or completed the spin cycle, so you have to completely rewash the entire load in another machine for another $2.15 and, oh yeah, I don’t have time for this crap.
Life's simple pleasures
Reruns of 90210 on Soap Net, beyatch.
Thoughts From Guys & Gals On Our IM: DO Condoms... →
She didn’t register as a real person until she was old enough to do me favors.– David Sedaris on Amy Sedaris. (via planettampon) (via dazzlingdelta)