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2009

June 73
May 94
April 136
March 76
February 121
January 155

2008

December 130
November 132
October 183
September 188
August 167
July 223
June 117
May
April
March
February
January
“Ms. Taylor is fine,” the statement read. “Her hospital visit...”
— Elizabeth Taylor visits...
Aug 1st

39.

whatwoulddondraperdo: Tell that punk to take his hat off.
Aug 1st
Um, the person who performed on So You Think You Can Dance...
Aug 1st
Is Mary giving her mom a weight complex?
Aug 1st
Eek. I wish I had never watched this.
Aug 1st

So the Big Brother house experienced the...

…and they all ran outside. You’re supposed to stay inside, get under table or a between...
Aug 1st

Lest Somebody Mistake Me For A Follower...

I am eating a large bowl of macaroni and cheese. And I’m not getting a colonic afterwards.
Aug 1st
Sigh. Today’s diet of 30mg of Adderall, two Diet Cokes, four Jolly Ranchers, and three bites...
Aug 1st
meghanasha: URL4U Do you remember in the movie “Clueless”,...
Jul 31st
Warch Watch
Elizabeth Taylor’s Perfume Commercial Mashup
Jul 31st

What's a kiss of death for a...

Reblog your answers….
Jul 31st
How Not To Get Caught Cheating
Jul 31st
Jon Voight Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
Jul 31st
dazzlingdelta: lookmom: via Desire to Inspire thats my...
Jul 30th
10 Songs About Big Butts
Jul 30th
Prostitution: To Legalize Or Not?
Jul 30th
toomuchawesome: “More and more I strive for simplicity. I...
Jul 30th

Prick Lit

toomuchawesome: dearblog: The male version of Chick Lit, books written by men and directed at a...
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
dazzlingdelta: toomuchawesome: madeinthedark: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince teaser...
Jul 30th
luxnightmare: There are certain people I would like to send...
Jul 30th
You need to purse your lips!! twentysomethingtales: This is...
Jul 30th

THAT'S where you draw the line?

alexbalk: “CELLAR monster Josef Fritzl’s wife is demanding a divorce — after hearing allegations he...
Jul 30th
Warch Watch
I DARE you not to cry.
Jul 30th
Want A Best Actress Oscar? Play A Whore!
Jul 30th
The Frisky according to Wordle.
Jul 30th
Listen Listen
I made out with that guy in a cab once. icanmakewaffles: “If We Can Land a Man on the Moon, Surely...
Jul 30th
I just laughed at this picture and I am ashamed.
Jul 30th
This t-shirt makes me want to barf a little.
Jul 30th
toomuchawesome: YESSSSS. (via yumwatch)
Jul 30th
Yay! I have health insurance!
Jul 30th

Is it possible to die of stress and...

Jul 30th
lovepuppy: allisonweiss:sexartandpolitics:
Jul 29th
toomuchawesome: slippy: Twitter of the day from missRFTC.
Jul 29th
icanmakewaffles: »THE FRISKY
Jul 29th
(via allgrownsup)
Jul 29th
Whitney from America’s Next Top Model kept her...
Jul 29th
Liz Taylor is just my favorite actress of all time.
Jul 29th
meghanelizabeth: carmenmariah: unicornology: i wish...
Jul 29th

There's Just No Way

verenasays: Does anyone actually manage to both brush their teeth and wash their face twice a day?...
Jul 29th
Warch Watch
This video is so cool. frangry: Chromeo’s video for Momma’s Boy is deliciously reminiscent of, but...
Jul 29th

Life's little annoyances...

NCAA Football 2009. Fucking HATE it.
Jul 29th
I am wearing this t-shirt today. UrbanOutfitters.com >...
Jul 29th
This bag is rad and it’s vegan. Not that I insist on...
Jul 29th

IRONY

This is awesome. First, it’s not an example of irony. If the piece had been about Mary’s...
Jul 29th
This must be the whitest thing about me then. I LOVE...
Jul 28th
jgh: claudia: (via ferrrn) Seth + James = OTP
Jul 28th
Park Slope: You Are So Lucky
Jul 28th
Five Female Bloggers (Not Named Julia...
Jul 28th
Generation Unsafe Sex
Jul 28th
Sometimes I wish Mad Men was on HBO, so that Don Draper...
Jul 28th
First attempt at eggplant parm.
Jul 28th
birdgirl: How a BirdGirl deals with impending humidity...
Jul 27th
“Women are doing it when they’re drunk and it seems...”
— Yay me! In the latest issue of...
Jul 27th
Fucking HEART Her. cvxn: Get Wiiggy with it! For you ION,...
Jul 27th
How does one take a picture of themselves crying during a...
Jul 27th
I cut my own bangs drunk tonight. I think I have a natural...
Jul 27th
Don’t text at dinner.
Jul 26th
Thinking of going to Mccarren tomorrow for mgmt and the ting tings but am in need of a date.
Jul 26th
Tanning on the roof.
Jul 26th
Shitty photo of The Subways tonight. They were NOT shitty.
Jul 26th
Poll: Should Prostitution Be Decriminalized?
Jul 25th
Listen Listen
Yay, going to see The Subways tonight.
Jul 25th

I just took this fun drug quiz and it...

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Jul 25th

Speaking of doing laundry

I haven’t done laundry in so long, I am literally wearing a pair of underwear that should have...
Jul 25th

Life's little annoyances

When you’re doing laundry and you think it’s done, but the washing machine is broken and...
Jul 25th

Life's simple pleasures

Reruns of 90210 on Soap Net, beyatch.
Jul 25th
That’s right around the corner from my old apartment....
Jul 25th
Thoughts From Guys & Gals On Our IM: DO...
Jul 25th
cvxn: This wallpaper is jam-packed full of yes. (via...
Jul 25th
“She didn’t register as a real person until she was old...”
— David Sedaris on Amy Sedaris....
Jul 25th
I am so juvenile…I think it would be so fun to be a backup dancer on Miley Cyrus’ tour.
Jul 25th
lovedbot: mind the cracks
Jul 25th
Well said. luxnightmare: Here is the crux of things: It is one thing to have “real talk” about...
Jul 25th
I just googled myself and nothing I haven’t already seen popped up.
Jul 25th

Reminder to myself...

Write something about whether sex with a condom on is really that fucking bad. I mean, I just...
Jul 24th
I Heart My Man
Jul 24th
Don’t say THIS to new date - CNN.com
Jul 24th
Font Conference
Jul 24th
Love this too. jgh: marilyn + arthur
Jul 24th
This photo makes me happy. jgh: Barack and Michelle Obama...
Jul 24th
Warch Watch
So You Think You Can Dance Does Duffy’s “Mercy”
Jul 24th

Life's little annoyances

Loose subscription cards in magazines.
Jul 24th

Life's simple pleasures

Getting a seat on the subway in the morning so I can read.
Jul 24th
We are such kindred spirits icanmakewaffles. I have lots of...
Jul 24th
Thinking about Julia Allison being on the cover of Wired. Are there any bloggers, specifically...
Jul 24th
Poll: Does Cheating Make You Uglier?
Jul 23rd
Songs About Masturbation
Jul 23rd
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I...”
— Matthew McConaughey on the...
Jul 23rd
icanmakewaffles: Photographer Todd Selby has a new site, The...
Jul 23rd

What are some famous songs about...

Jul 23rd
“Most acutely, gay liberationists and pro-sex feminists have...”
— The Nation Introduces New Sex...
Jul 23rd

July 23rd

Mine is a toss up between December 31, 2007/January 1, 2008 (when I got engaged) and July 23, 2006...
Jul 23rd
Sometimes I dream about babysitting. Sometimes I dream about babysitting for Brad and Angelina....
Jul 23rd
Step 1: Buy pre-made popsicles at store. Step 2: Eat...
Jul 23rd
I like this application/site, but I don’t like that...
Jul 23rd

So we're looking for freelance...

…for my other blog, The Frisky. Click here if you’re interested in hearing about what we...
Jul 23rd
I feel such a huge amount of accomplishment upon cleaning up...
Jul 23rd

I'm watching Celebrity Family Feud right...

…and Ed McMahon really is terrible.
Jul 23rd
The Frisky: Crave Sweepstakes
Jul 22nd
Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Have You Tried...
Jul 22nd
Listen Listen
I am not ashamed to love Miley Cyrus.
Jul 22nd
Can you see what’s written on my forehead?
Jul 22nd
90210 Nail Polish: The Best Thing To Happen...
Jul 22nd
Gillian loves adult baby food.
Jul 22nd
Tacos at Mercadito Cantina
Jul 22nd
Does anyone know where I can BUY this shirt? I found it on a...
Jul 21st
I heart rompers!
Jul 21st
The Dark Knight Movie Is Bad For Small...
Jul 21st

Did you see The Dark Knight?

And if you’re female, did you think the movie was too long for women because of our incessant...
Jul 21st
I desire these. [Botkier]
Jul 21st
(via andrewhwaters flickr)
Jul 21st
(via icanmakewaffles)
Jul 21st
Life of Lucca, July 21, 2008 Pedicure and paw.
Jul 21st
Someone with the last name “Morecock” tried to friend me on Facebook. I ignored.
Jul 21st
South Park Amelia, with little boobies!
Jul 21st
This reminds me that I need to get my bangs trimmed. ...
Jul 20th
Pretty but ready to go home.
Jul 19th
Siestaing
Jul 19th
It’s so hot in Miami my mirror fogged up.
Jul 18th
Gossip Girl Has The Best Ad Campaigns, Like, Ever
Jul 18th
We are going to learn to salsa dance tonight as part of my work, team-building retreat. This could...
Jul 17th

things that are hard to do with press on...

untying knots.
Jul 17th

things that are hard to do with press on...

typing capital letters.
Jul 17th
CNN: How NOT To Kiss
Jul 17th
working by the pool in miami.
Jul 17th

things that are hard to do with press on...

taking out contact lenses, which i just realized, and now I have one quasi moto eye.
Jul 17th
The view from my room at the Shore Club in Miami. Jealous?
Jul 16th
I used Krazy Glue.
Jul 16th

TO CLARIFY THAT IM

I am in Miami for work and I totally believe, “When in Rome…” hence, the press on...
Jul 16th
Jul 16th
On that last point — does that mean they’ll be serving us lobster and champagne tonight?...
Jul 16th
Also on the list: Not being able to find my fucking expensive black bra. Where does a pricey black...
Jul 16th
On a list of things that annoy me, having a hyphenated last name and attempting to print out...
Jul 16th
Do you think they like each other?
Jul 15th
I think I would just go totally apeshit on my brows. ...
Jul 15th
Holy cuteness. claudia: almostleaving: Via (Nitaj’s...
Jul 15th
Jul 15th
Bachelor Aaron Buerge Is As D-Baggy As Ever
Jul 15th
I am incapacle of making a pizza without burning my right...
Jul 15th
This purse is kind of awesome.
Jul 14th
I keep wanting to call it NonSobriety.com not NonSociety.com, but it’s not that interesting.
Jul 14th

So wait.

I have brain freeze and I didn’t even drink something cold. luxnightmare: Is NonSociety the...
Jul 14th
JULIA ALLISON SCORES WIRED COVER
Jul 14th
icanmakewaffles: »biancarocksout:brianvan:jessicagoldharalson...
Jul 14th
“Jessica you’re NOT a feminist. Plenty of people will agree...”
— RandyHaddock Hmm. (And, that’s...
Jul 14th

It's Confirmed

twentysomethingtales: Everyone is wondering exactly how Julia Allison’s new website, Nonsociety,...
Jul 14th
Dealbreaker: The Super Religious Guy
Jul 14th
I was not like Miley Cyrus when I was 15...
Jul 14th
Julia Allison's NonSociety Lands Sponsorship...
Jul 14th
Life of Lucca, July 14, 2008 Depressed because dad is...
Jul 14th
My dog broke my sunglasses.
Jul 14th
lovepuppy: Spotted in Fort Greene, Bk. 
Jul 13th
I just realized you can see one of those artsy waterfalls...
Jul 13th
This was a delish cocktail so I had 4.
Jul 13th
Angelina Jolie finally pushed out those...
Jul 12th
I just realized/learned just now that Mary Rambin’s handbag line is pronounced...
Jul 12th
I totally rock Showbiz Tonight's ASS.
Jul 11th
“Fuck you, Photoshop.”
—  Me.
Jul 11th
This book is not on The Frisky’s Top Six Trashy Books...
Jul 11th
The 16 Best New iPhone Applications
Jul 11th
Jul 11th
Jul 11th
UPDATE. The manfriend apparently wore that shirt yesterday, which I didn’t know because I...
Jul 11th
So far today is sucking SO HARD. I accidentally threw away a box containing the manfriend’s...
Jul 11th

A time for gross admissions.

Wait, you don’t appreciate the bitchy brilliance that is Coral? Who is your platonic Real...
Jul 11th
I just ate a cheeseburger but I could have eaten two. TURN ON HEADLINE NEWS!!!! ...
Jul 11th
If you're feeling bored, take the time to...
Jul 10th
I have faith this will solve my motion sensor problem.
Jul 10th
I wish I could post this on my other blog. (via...
Jul 10th
This Month In The Lady Mags: Spice Up Your...
Jul 10th
How Not To Get A Second Date - CNN.com
Jul 10th

A time for gross admissions.

Ditto. Coral is my platonic soulmate. verenasays: fatmanatee: I used to watch Real World vs....
Jul 10th
Hello there, backless dress by Rebecca Taylor that I cannot...
Jul 10th
Mental Floss: What Do You Floss With?
Jul 10th
twentysomethingtales: “Not having access to one’s e-mail...
Jul 10th
“His butt was small in the way that I always forgot a lot of...”
— Curtis Sittenfeld’s...
Jul 10th
Warch Watch
Jul 10th
Life of Lucca, July 9, 2008 Accepting a bone from Uncle Max.
Jul 10th
Girlfriend popped out a baby and immediately developed...
Jul 9th
overit: Fifi Lapin (britticisms:missmodular)
Jul 9th
On a list of things that fucking piss me off to no end, the fact that my office light works on a...
Jul 9th
I Heart Jessica Valenti
Jul 9th

Tonight

I am actually going to leave work at a reasonable hour and go home and NOT do more work and am,...
Jul 9th
Emily came in and organized my Diet Coke cans without my...
Jul 9th
The Hotness Awards, Call For Nominations...
Jul 9th
My Feet No Longer Make Me Feel Ashamed: Why I...
Jul 9th
“[My father] exposed me firsthand to the Beatles and Jesus...”
— Moe. In this woman’s...
Jul 9th
So I’ve just been spending the last, like, two hours, sorting through all the various comments...
Jul 9th
“What’s clear here is that there is a lack of curiosity...”
—  Jezebels Without A Cause
Jul 8th

Broadsheet: Jezebels Without A Cause

This is a good assesment of the Jezebel/Thinking & Drinking/Rape Joke debacle. [Salon.com]
Jul 8th
Life of Lucca, July 8, 2008 Hell yeah, walk time.
Jul 8th
Listen Listen
Albert Hammond Jr., “You Won’t Be Fooled By This”, ¿Cómo Te Llama? I am totally...
Jul 8th
Poll: How Often Do You Get Tested For STDs?
Jul 8th
twentysomethingtales: I told Carney I was bad with money. He...
Jul 8th
Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Rubber Usage
Jul 8th
Jezebel: Thoughts on "Thinking & Drinking"
Jul 8th
Poll: The Bachelorette Picks Her Man
Jul 8th
Should A Rape Victim Be Obligated To Report...
Jul 7th
“These women are shining a light for thousands of Midwestern...”
— The Straightener on...
Jul 7th
Poll: Why don't you use a condom?
Jul 7th
Life of Lucca, July 6, 2008 In Lambertville!
Jul 6th

The Jezebel/Rape/Role Model Aftermath

cvxn: Thanks to Young Manhattanite for gathering up these links from Lizz Winstead, A Certain Light,...
Jul 6th
Life of Lucca, July 3, 2008 Lucca is wondering how it is...
Jul 3rd
“Yes, I’m a feminist. It is an extension of my lifelong war...”
— Brides, Botox & Yogurt:...
Jul 3rd
I’m working from home today and I totally forgot how totally awesome daytime talk shows are. I...
Jul 3rd

What is the best thing about being...

Reblog your answers, if you have them!
Jul 3rd
Cursing imakewaffles for telling me about the Mayle sale.
Jul 3rd
Your personal ad photo — don’t do this -...
Jul 3rd
What an amazing rock. twentysomethingtales: ...
Jul 3rd
These faceless people freak me the fuck out.
Jul 2nd
Listen Listen
Love love love Marion Cotillard as Edith Piaf and the girl can really sing as herself too.
Jul 2nd
I have never been so jealous of someone I have never met...
Jul 2nd
Amazon’s Totally Evil Pro-Date Rape Shirt
Jul 2nd
I love my new pinkish lavender fake wayfarers.
Jul 2nd
90210 Spin-Off: The Bitch Is Back
Jul 2nd

Why print media is failing

I realized the same thing after stalking my newsstand for two days. ARGH. icanmakewaffles: ...
Jul 2nd
Looking for evidence of the betrothed smoking. ...
Jul 2nd
Dropped a glass on my toe at Little Branch
Jul 2nd

Auto-Replace Bites Christian...

“…the American Family Association’s OneNewsNow website takes the phenomenon one step...
Jul 1st
Love Vandal: Your Heart Is Talking
Jul 1st
whateverlolawants: “What made me most courageous was that...
Jul 1st
Women Spend 76 Days Of Their Life Rummaging...
Jul 1st

I Am The Awesomest Girlfriend Ever

Sob. I wish you were MY girlfriend. verenasays: Through my wiley and womanly ways*, I managed to...
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” remixed by The Knocks
Jul 1st

Have you ever just realized that you've...

I always thought the check number at the top of the check in my checkbook actually meant something....
Jul 1st
I seriously could eat a Five Guys burger with jalapenos...
Jul 1st