June 2008
One thing that's weird about being engaged...
I can’t watch an entire episode of any lame wedding show, not because it’s lame, but because for some reason, seeing the actual ceremony, feels like maybe I’m ruining the end to a movie or something. Like, it kind of spoils the anticipation of my own ceremony or something.
Good News/Bad News of Doing Laundry
Good news: Finding $10 in Michael’s pockets and keeping it.
Bad news: Only one washing machine is working so I have to do one load at a time.
“You are pretty much everything that is wrong with everything. Read a goddamn...”
– Alex Pareene on Jacob Lodwick (via blakeley)
Hahahahahaha, this just made my day.
The Sheer Genius people are going to give me a blowout in Times Square. I am excited.
This is basically my most favorite song on the...
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Just as we suspected…
Watchtwentysomethingtales:
My morning just took a turn for the worst. Here is Heidi Montag’s Eurotrashtic new single, “Fashion.” If the title alone doesn’t make you throw up in your mouth a little bit, Heidi attempts, attempts is the key word here, to sing in French. All I can discern from her shitteous accent is: “I love Bebe and dress me in Gucci and Prada…” and then a list of designers that she...
French Puns in the June 2008 Issue of Marie Claire
icanmakewaffles:
1) “sel mate” - sel means salt [page 60]
2) “bell du jour” - it should say “belle,” but the article is about actress Lake Bell [page 136]
3) “sol survivors” - sol means sun [page 163]
Ha! Let’s not forget that Marie Claire herself is a little bit of a French lady. What was the sel mate story about anyway? I’m still confused.
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How can something so major come out of something...
I didn’t hate Sloane Crosley’s book I Was Told There’d Be Cake by any means, but I also didn’t think it was the most hilarious amazing book I’d ever read like everyone else in this dang town. There were a couple stories that really made me laugh, but in general, I thought the material felt forced, like Crosley had spent the last 30 years of her life developing weird...
