Reaction to Emily Gould $1 Million Book...
Me: This makes me want to puke
Friend: what the mother-f?! one million?! i mean, won't her memoir be: i worked at gawker, i overshared, i cheated on my bff, i dated keith gessen, then i sold my memoir under the age of 30
Friend: puke
Me: Seriously.
Me: And the worst part is...that i am going to read it. and probably enjoy it.
Wha, wha, what? Wait, how do you know the deal is for $1 million? I might throw up and then cry and then shove myself in front of a moving car if this is true.
Jul 1st