January 2009
NYC is cold.
I just went outside with wet hair and it froze.
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December 2008
My breakup according to my Facebook status...
9/15 (Day After Breakup): Amelia is breathing. 9/17: Amelia is still breathing, and drank an iced coffee, and is doing work, and is maybe even going to go to yoga today. 9/18: Amelia is back at work and is drinking a Diet Coke and doesn’t give a fuck that her manicure is chipped. 9/20: Amelia is suddenly feeling really fucking pissed off. 9/20: Amelia is sick of Facebook wedding ads. 9/24:...
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Old Long Since
dearoldlove: I fear 2008 will be the “last year I saw you” for a very long time.
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How To Prepare For A Hungover New Year's Day
1. Clean your apartment so that the sight of dirty dishes doesn’t make you throw up. 2. Wash your comfiest pajamas so they’re fresh for all day lounging. 3. TiVo many, many movies and TV shows for guaranteed entertainment. 4. Stock up on mac ‘n’ cheese, Sprite, Advil, and magazines
Dec 31st
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How is Emily Bowen Quartermaine alive?
I am working from home today and watching General Hospital. I thought Emily was strangled to death last New Years? And here she is — and it’s her, not her spirit — dancing with Nikolas. Can someone explain?
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Travel Read: 100 Places Every Woman Should Go -... →
(via robot-heart)
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“You know that trashy trick when a woman ties a cherry stem into a knot with her...”
– Blow Jobs Are Overrated
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Bring In Da Noise, Bring In Da Fun, K?: The songs... →
underwhelmer: Click on “Request Download Ticket” on the top left, then click the word “Download.”
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In the Room Where You Sleep
frangry: Remember how my boyfriend Ryan Gosling has that song that’s kinda good? You can download it here.
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Listencopycats: “She Drives Me Crazy” by Dolly Parton ...
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I am addicted to this game on Facebook called...
And I hate myself for it.
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“I have to laugh at ‘publications’ like yours, even though they might be a joke....”
– More Awesome Reader Hate Mail
Dec 31st
“I’m a normal dude who read one of your articles while on the CNN site—wow, is...”
– Awesome Reader Hate Mail
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“I’m reading the Question of the Day after a fantastic evening of good food,...”
– I’m coming in on this a little late. I didn’t catch Mary’s rant about all this, but I was able to find it reposted. I’m sure you can imagine my eagerness to sink my teeth in. Mary. Listen. You aren’t wrong for accepting a free trip on a yacht to spend time with your mommy. That’s not the issue...
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“I don’t regret sleeping with the people that I have (though many I wouldn’t...”
– Rachel Kramer Bussel’s latest column for The Frisky is fantastic.
Dec 31st
What do you get the guy who sells you wine as a...
I feel like I see him more than a lot of people and he’s so nice and give my dog treats, that I kind of want to get him a “Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!” gift, but normally I would get booze. But obviously that doesn’t really make sense.
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“Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.”
– Kerri (via icanmakewaffles)
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The 10 Worst People Of 2008
From Lori Drew to Gwyneth GOOP Paltrow, these 10 creeps are the worst of the worst of 2008.
Dec 30th
“People tend to stick to their own size group because it’s easier on the...”
– Miranda July, “The Shared Patio,” No One Belongs Here More Than You
Dec 30th
Lucca is officially at war with the homeless guy.
We see him everyday now. And everyday she barks at him, and he yells obsenities are her. It’s ON.
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“Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It...”
– Tom Wilkinson, The Last Kiss (via thoughtsdetained) (via rainier) Pretty much the ONLY thing I really liked from that movie was this scene. It stuck with me. (via furrowedbrow) (via robot-heart)
Dec 29th
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“I start to think there really is no cure for depression, that happiness is an...”
– Elizabeth Wurtzel (via rainier) (via apsies) (via robot-heart)
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My 2009 New Year's Resolutions →
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New Year's Resolution #1
Stop drinking so much wine, eating mac ‘n’ cheese late night, and sending regrettable Facebook messages.
Dec 29th
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On our walk this morning, Lucca barked at a homeless man. He responded by screaming, “FUCK YOU DOG, FUCK YOU DOG, FUCK YOU BASTARD DOG, GET OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD DOG, FUCK YOU!” I don’t know that she’s learned her lesson about barking at people.
Dec 29th
ListenLittle Joy, “Brand New Start” My...
Dec 28th
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Sweet jesus, everything on TV right now is a chick flick. It’s a rom-com fan’s wet dream. Which to watch?! “Must Love Dogs” or “The Wedding Date”? Or do I trade in both for Ryan Reynolds and “Van Wilder”?
Dec 27th
A conclusive sign I need to unfollow those...
I had a dream about them last night, in which: 1. I was Julia’s chauffeur — and she commanded me from a headset. 2. Mary was drinking frappaccinos — HA like THAT would ever happen. 3. Meghan was a total murderer. This is weird, but in the dream she cut off a woman’s breasts and then slashed her to death. And Julia was just sitting there next to her, smiling. What do you...
Dec 27th
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