it's such a perfect day

NYC is cold.

I just went outside with wet hair and it froze.

Jan 1st

My breakup according to my Facebook...

9/15 (Day After Breakup): Amelia is breathing. 9/17: Amelia is still breathing, and drank an iced...

Dec 31st

icanmakewaffles: robot-heart: the morning after the night...

Dec 31st

Old Long Since

dearoldlove: I fear 2008 will be the “last year I saw you” for a very long time.

Dec 31st

Disco nap.

Dec 31st

How To Prepare For A Hungover New Year's...

1. Clean your apartment so that the sight of dirty dishes doesn’t make you throw up. 2. Wash...

Dec 31st

How is Emily Bowen Quartermaine alive?

I am working from home today and watching General Hospital. I thought Emily was strangled to death...

Dec 31st

icanmakewaffles: thedailywhat:[via.]

Dec 31st

Travel Read: 100 Places Every Woman Should Go...

Dec 31st

“You know that trashy trick when a woman ties a cherry stem...”
— Blow Jobs Are Overrated

Dec 31st

Bring In Da Noise, Bring In Da Fun, K?: The...

Dec 31st

Going to call it. OPI, Lincoln Park After Dark? ...

Dec 31st

In the Room Where You Sleep

frangry: Remember how my boyfriend Ryan Gosling has that song that’s kinda good? You can download it...

Dec 31st

Listen

copycats: “She Drives Me Crazy” by Dolly Parton originally by Fine Young Cannibals (posted by...

Dec 31st

my new (fake) blingy ring

Dec 31st

“Baby It’s Coal Outside” nail polish from...

Dec 31st

One of the best photos from my recent trip to Atlantic City.

Dec 31st

I am addicted to this game on Facebook...

And I hate myself for it.

Dec 31st

“I have to laugh at ‘publications’ like yours, even though...”
— More Awesome Reader Hate Mail

Dec 31st

“I’m a normal dude who read one of your articles while on the...”
— Awesome Reader Hate Mail

Dec 31st

Recession? What recession? maryrambin: Welcome to yet...

Dec 31st

“I’m reading the Question of the Day after a fantastic...”
— I’m coming in on this a little...

Dec 31st

“I don’t regret sleeping with the people that I have (though...”
— Rachel Kramer Bussel’s...

Dec 31st

What do you get the guy who sells you...

I feel like I see him more than a lot of people and he’s so nice and give my dog treats, that...

Dec 31st

“Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.”
— Kerri (via icanmakewaffles)

Dec 30th

meghanelizabeth: meepmeepmeep: replicant: anita &...

Dec 30th

“Do You Like Me? Yes Or No (Circle One)” T-Shirt...

Dec 30th

icanmakewaffles: underwhelmer: My pal Catherine may or may...

Dec 30th

robot-heart: lovebot:kari-shma:via.

Dec 30th

The 10 Worst People Of 2008

From Lori Drew to Gwyneth GOOP Paltrow, these 10 creeps are the worst of the worst of 2008.

Dec 30th

“People tend to stick to their own size group because...”
— Miranda July, “The...

Dec 30th

Lucca is officially at war with the...

We see him everyday now. And everyday she barks at him, and he yells obsenities are her. It’s...

Dec 30th

Lucca’s got a brand new coat.

Dec 30th

Hayden-Harnett for Target® Canvas Hobo Bag

Dec 30th

Eeeeeeeek.

Dec 30th

Dec 30th

My brother got me this book for Xmas. I am very, very...

Dec 30th

Kiki T’s 2009 Astro Guide - Fucking AMAZING.

Dec 30th

Sweet DC, what would I do without you in my life claudia: ...

Dec 30th

icanmakewaffles: Who doesn’t want this illustrated Mad Men...

Dec 30th

“Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he...”
— Tom Wilkinson, The Last Kiss...

Dec 29th

“I start to think there really is no cure for depression,...”
— Elizabeth Wurtzel (via...

Dec 29th

My 2009 New Year's Resolutions

Dec 29th

A few months ago I was on a quest for dresses that I could...

Dec 29th

hairbrained: Zooey looking fancy.

Dec 29th

New Year's Resolution #1

Stop drinking so much wine, eating mac ‘n’ cheese late night, and sending regrettable...

Dec 29th

On our walk this morning, Lucca barked at a homeless man. He responded by screaming, “FUCK YOU...

Dec 29th

Listen

Little Joy, “Brand New Start” My friend just told me about this band. I likey....

Dec 28th

Sweet jesus, everything on TV right now is a chick flick. It’s a rom-com fan’s wet...

Dec 27th

A conclusive sign I need to unfollow...

I had a dream about them last night, in which: 1. I was Julia’s chauffeur — and she...

Dec 27th

“I hope you will be worth what I give up.”
— Santogold (via britches) (via...

Dec 27th

Favorite Rom-Coms...

GO! “The Notebook,” “Definitely, Maybe,” “Hitch,” and...

Dec 27th

I very very very much liked this movie, even though I always...

Dec 27th

I just realized Britney Spears and I...

I cannot decide if I am excited or depressed about this.

Dec 26th

meghanelizabeth: carmenmariah: via

Dec 26th

Craigslist Posting + Contact Info

Dec 26th

Watch

ZOMG Ryan Gosling SINGING. Merry fucking Christmas.

Dec 25th

frannyandzooey: graphiceverywhere: acewepeel: Eli, no!

Dec 25th

Listen

Chester French, “She Loves Everybody” I’m obsessed with this song.

Dec 24th

I would like to be that pie.

Dec 24th

Life of Lucca, ready for some fetch, 12/23/08

Dec 24th

I live for The Notebook, but Eternal Sunshine is amazing...

Dec 24th

Watch

Kenny Rogers, “The Gambler”

Dec 24th

Regarding Jeff and Gretchen’s relationship on...

Dec 24th

What His Gift Really Says: Holiday Presents...

Dec 24th

Oh my god, A Double Shot At Love is...

Dec 24th

grayandgreen: My favorite film. My favorite director. ...

Dec 23rd

The Hills

Justin Bobby is wearing overalls with nothing underneath. WTF?

Dec 23rd

Nicole is NOT walking on sunshine.

Dec 23rd

Nicole, on the newest episode of “Intervention,” is really trying to steal ol’...

Dec 23rd

Chillin’ at home with my girl.

Dec 23rd

The Best Male Bloggers Of 2008

Dec 22nd

My $527 Makeout

Dec 22nd

Get your chess freak on

rkb: I’m trying to be more social, go to new places, and meet new people. To that end, I’m busting...

Dec 22nd

I enjoy this cover.

Dec 22nd

This American Life, Episode 87, 'A Very...

Dec 21st

Pain Hurts More If Person Hurting You Means...

Dec 21st

robot-heart: sarahchristine:aeropuertos: Marilyn Monroe...

Dec 21st

There was a time when Tom Cruise was not...

And I’m being reminded of it, as I watch Jerry Maguire.

Dec 21st

caro: jessicachu: (via icanread)

Dec 20th

frannyandzooey: (via sine-qua-non) Reblogging for the...

Dec 20th

How to tell if a girl loves you.

Dec 20th

I just watched this movie and really liked it. Adam Goldberg...

Dec 20th

(via abangupjob)

Dec 19th

I had an exciting night last night.

My iPhone (which I just bought, literally, a month and a half ago), my ID, my debit card, and my...

Dec 19th

Two of my favorite words in one sentence: Gosling and...

Dec 19th

“When people walk away from you, let them walk. Don’t try to...”
— (via outlaws) (via seashelllz)...

Dec 19th

thefrisky: The 15 Best Videos Of 2008

Dec 18th

thefrisky: Bring back your virginity with the artficial...

Dec 18th

lovepuppy: sundaymorning: couple kissing in back seat of a...

Dec 18th

“People recover from heartbreak, Lena. It isn’t terminal.”
— Kennedy (via lenachen)

Dec 18th

Watch

Lily Allen covering Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” = AWESOME

Dec 18th

Yeah, this is basically me.

Dec 18th

smalltowngayblog: lezbehonest: closertotheocean: ...

Dec 17th

frangry: Obama, the college years. (via rickyv)

Dec 17th

This is the ugliest thing I have ever seen on...

Dec 16th

Watch

This is pretty amazing.

Dec 16th

“I respect pythons. I don’t respect minks.”
— Annika, on why she wouldn’t...

Dec 11th

mzchristine: (via frangry)

Dec 10th

lovepuppy: bikerfish: onefootinthegrave: ...

Dec 6th

VICTORY

underwhelmer: icanmakewaffles: I can’t figure out how to reblog from my blackberry. Apparently...

Dec 5th

“Her dog has a twitter. Seriously.”
— the second six-word memoir for...

Dec 5th

“My butt crack has been photographed.”
— Second day of the six word...

Dec 5th

“Marilla, isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day...”
— Anne of Green Gables, L.M....

Dec 5th

“Never sad, because she loves plaid.”
— A six word memoir written by...

Dec 5th

Must copy this outfit immediately. (via reversecowgirl)

Dec 5th

Dec 5th

I think she looks hot.

Dec 5th

my six-month sex sabbatical

Dec 4th

“Would wear bacon as a thong.”
— underwhelmer’s six word memoir...

Dec 4th

“Would wear bacon as a thong.”
— underwhelmer’s six word...

Dec 4th

frangry: When did Keri Russell get all Criminal on us?

Dec 4th

It's 2am

And I realllllllllly should go to bed because I have to wake up at 7am, but I am more than halfway...

Dec 4th

You look super pretty, but I’m just, like,...

Dec 4th

I just watched one of those gross little vital porn vids called “Kid In A Sanbox” or...

Dec 4th

“Born, raised, wild, engaged, fuck it.”
— My six word memoir. Thanks to...

Dec 4th

Dec 3rd

I have a raging crush on the guy in this iStockphoto image.

Dec 3rd

Today at work we were talking about dream gift lists and...

Dec 3rd

This guy should have been aborted.

Dec 3rd

meghanelizabeth: carmenmariah: aja:Figure 1

Dec 3rd

It's definitely past midnight...

Blakeley: Wait, did you say " acne?"
Me: No, I said assne. Ya know, because it's acne on the ass.
Blakeley: Oh, I thought you meant they didn't have an ass so it was like an ass that looked like a knee.
Me: No. But um, wait. Wouldn't that be called "knee ass?"

Dec 3rd

“I’m not an alcoholic. I can quit anytime I want to. I just...”
— Marilyn Monroe. Some Like It...

Dec 3rd