tyler talks molls through a potential...
molls: so, listen
i want a diet coke
but i really dont want to get raped
but
i am so thirsty for a DC
Tyler: hmm
molls: but I dont want a mean penis in me
but omg, diet coke
but omg, rapes
so what im thinking
is i go
and i carry wags
no one rapes a lady with a small baby dog
also
it's like, on the end of my block
Tyler: if you push the dog in a stroller
your potential crazy repels rapists
molls: i dont have a stroller, lady
Tyler: well
molls: i could wear a helmet
Tyler: it looks like you're in trouble
molls: that's the solush
Tyler: oh
purple hair, helmet
molls: perfies
Tyler: well hurry back so i know you didn't get R'ed
molls: which one of us blogs this
Tyler: if you aren't back in 20 min, me
molls: you do it while i'm gone
Tyler: i will signal a search party
LIFE 2.0
Nov 12th