How To Success

My bestie is the funniest person on the interwebs.

johndevore:

It is obvious you’re serious about being a success because you’re reading “How To Success” on the internet.

Am I qualified to write this? Allow me to answer that question with a question. Why are you reading this essay, because I’m not?

I am success to the max. I eat nothing but juicy meat, and my shirts are made of fine fabrics. Tomorrow I will do business all day long.

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